| Command |
Description |
| >module animals |
Enable/Disable the module |
| >bird |
Get a random picture of a bird. Yes, that is it, do you require more? |
| >bunny |
Get a random picture of a bunny, yes a white fluffy bunny! Well maybe not white, but good enough! |
| >cat |
Get a random picture of a cat, no, I do not have real ones, pictures will have to suffice. |
| >dog |
Get a random picture of a dog, you can look, but you can not touch, a cruel fate indeed. |
| >fox |
Get a random picture of a fox, it's what you would get if you put a cat's brain in a dog's body, sneaky and shy, but still adorable. |
| >frieza |
Get a random picture of Lord Frieza, yes, Lord frieza, do not ask how much we paid out in life insurance to get these. |
| >gecko |
Get a random picture of a gecko. You can pick one of these absolute blessings of creation at your local petstore |
| >guts |
Get a random picture of Guts, yes, the Black Swordsman, if ya think your life is screwed up, you aint seen nothing yet. |
| >holo |
Get a random picture of Holo, the whimsical wolf goddess of the harvest. Do not feed wheat or blood. |
| >kangaroo |
Kangaroos currently outnumber the aussies. Humans didn't conquer Australia, the Roos simply let us live there. |
| >koala |
Koalas are adorable until you realize that that is the only thing really going for them. Kinda like pandas, except fun size. |
| >panda |
Pandas will often forget about their own babies, and you complain about not being able to remember your parent's birthday, tsk tsk. |
| >raccoon |
Trash pandas, more commonly known as raccoons, are simply just nature's garbage men, and we don't even pay them for their service. Ungrateful humans, you lot. |
| >redpanda |
Get a random picture of a red panda, unlike actual pandas, they have a sense of self preservation. |
| >seaslug |
Get a random picture of a seaslug, warning, this is not a menu, do not eat. |
| >snake |
Get a random picture of a snake. In my opinion they should be called danger noodles, but I also do not want to have to read out >dangernoodle. |
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